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Children are the future (unless they have the plague)

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Subject: Email Directions

On Jan 23, 2013, at 1:27 PM, Michelle V. wrote:

Hi Mia,

Here are the instructions for logging into your mason email account for the first time:

You can access Taskstream at

If you haven’t received an email from Taskstream that informs you of how to access Taskstream for the first time, contact them at 1.800.311.5656 or email

Good luck with that plague! Seriously, I hope your children are healthy soon.


Something else Josie didn’t return: this message

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Subject: CR Worship for Monday March 18th session – Amazing Grace by Chris Tomlin

On Mar 13, 2013, at 11:51 AM, Pat F. wrote:

Hi Josie. Missed you on Sunday evening. Would call but you don’t return them. I was thinking that you may be doing Worship for the coming CR session on Grace Monday, March 18th and am requesting that this song be played. Mo has asked me to speak at that session.

It would be much appreciated. Let me know.


My dad is unimpressed

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Subject: Alana

On Dec 6, 2011, at 5:49 PM, Harvey H. wrote:

I just received your note with Alana’s beautiful thank you card. It literally brought tears to my eyes – very sweet!

Hope to see you guys soon.


P.S. I was seated next to Rabbi Shai at a wedding reception last month. It was not easy for me to make conversation with him so I told him about your Dad and some of his books. He seemed very interested in the Rabin assignation. I bought and dropped off 4 of his books to him yesterday. I should apply for a marketing job for his publisher!

The balloons were a nice touch

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Subject: Family Day!!!

On Feb 13, 2013, at 10:08 AM, Vikki D. wrote:

image002Hi All…

I’m sorry this email is a bit late but I wanted to invite you all for Family Day this weekend!! In the interest of people needing to travel as they head back home and wanting you all to be able to stay for some fun we are going to celebrate on the Sunday so you still have a holiday on Monday…antipasto, lasagne and Pat…there are still two recipes of Sweet Marie Bars with your name on them!

I don’t have Chris, Emily, Jason or Nellie’s email so if you could past the invite along it would be appreciated. Much love Vikki

Lacey’s day is about to get even worse…

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Subject: From Lacey: new email

On Apr 19, 2013, at 1:41 PM, Lacey S. wrote:

Hey Missie,
My old email and my other yahoo mail both got hacked today. So this is my new email address. I got the alert just as I was leaving the hospital. I am home. Right after I got home I discovered that the people who inspected my apartment shut the closet where Camilla’s litter box was so she was locked out of it for 24 hours. But she was pretty amazing. Instead of going on the actual carpet, she used the bath mat in my bathroom so I all I have to do is throw it away. But my last two days have really sucked. Allergic reaction, my car would have gotten towed if Kimmy hadn’t moved it, admitted to the hospital, two email accounts get hacked, and Cami gets locked out of her litter box. I am just done with today.

I’m making a lot of judgments, actually

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Subject: Hey

On Wed, Apr 3, 2013 at 7:50 AM, Marie S. wrote:

Hello Michael

Just thought to be fair I thought I wud send a pik but it’s an older one (less than 4 years) but more like wat i actually look like. As I sed tonite I had a leukemia wen younger so I now colour my hair any damn colour I please. It was pink to support a cancer survivor. It’s currently burgundy.
I hope u don’t make judgement on this pik tho cos I really hate my piks. lolol

So if U still want to meet 4 coffee just let me know I am not available till after 3:30 most days but free on this w/e so far.

cheers Marie

Nay, I do not

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Subject: Puppies

On Oct 16, 2012, at 5:59 PM, Cindy M. wrote:

Hello, my name is Cindy and I am looking for a pup. Do you still have nay available?

You always hurt the one you love

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Subject: Hello

On Sat, Sep 15, 2012 at 1:01 PM, Joyce M. wrote:

Michael, I wish that you would call me or talk to me. I am sorry if I hurt you? I never meant to do that. I have been trying to call you and texting you but you never respond to me. I don’t know if you changed your number or what happened. Babe please talk to me 727-***-****.

Time flies when you’re having fun!

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Subject: Happy Anniversary to your Nissan Xterra

On Fri, Aug 17, 2012 at 1:50 AM, Mike H. wrote:

Dear Michael,

Can you believe one year has passed since you took delivery of your Nissan Xterra?

On this first anniversary, I would like to remind you that I’m still very interested in helping you with all of your transportation needs.  If you need anything or just have a question, please feel free to give me a call or email me.

It will be nice to hear from you again.

Also, this would be a good time to review the warranty provisions on your vehicle. The warranty information will be found in your owners manual.

Again, “Happy Anniversary” and thank you for allowing me to participate in your automotive needs.


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